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Month: March 2018

“Subscribe for a monthly fee of $9.99, or a yearly fee of $99.99!”

God, I hate subscription services. If I could live without them, I would be a happy man. Instead, I’m slowly bleeding pennies here on my laptop.

I have a Netflix account, an Amazon Prime account, a Prime Music account, four yearly reoccurring domain name fees, and a reoccurring fee for iCloud space. And, I use all of them. No matter how many times they raise the costs, I continue to keep using them.

Why? I because it’s the only way I can get what I need from the devices that I use.

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Let’s Make America Great Again

Have we?

I mean, really, how have we made anything “great” again? Bombers, school shootings, a continued failing economy–where exactly has it gotten better?

I’m going to open myself up here. I’m about to sound like the biggest hypocrite out there, but try to stay on board until the end and you will hopefully see where I am coming from.

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What it means to “fart” online…

I’ve made many attempts to start a blog over the years. Many.

And I failed.

At many.

I think, at least for me, it has to do with the fact that I had nothing to say for the last several years. When I was at my most “wordy”, my most “vocal”, I would just bitch about work, or what I saw on television at the time, or talk about a movie I was excited to see, or talk about how “poor me” and how everyone was doing better than me.

Then, I thought I could “brand” myself. I thought I could make cartoons and comics and movies and I would be famous.

Just one problem: I had no idea what I was doing.

At all.

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